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Hiroshi here.
On those cold night when you have to sleep alone, you can stay toasty
if you use a hot-water bottle in place of internaI organs.
So, what defines a lady?
You have to be beautifuI, feminine and smart...
Then she has no chance!
But if we faiI to turn Sunako into a lady...
If that happens...
I'm gonna triple your rent and make you pay for it all at once!
That's too harsh!
Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa
Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni
Nagusameru you na
Yasashisa ga boku wo toori sugiru yo
The Wallflower
Itai hodo shitteru yo
Kaiwa ga togirete shimattara kanashii tte
Ima no goku wa kodoku to iu jiyuusa kara
Hazurete shimatta ato
Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa
Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni
Nagusameru you na
Yasashisa ga kokoro toori sugiru yo
Morning
I am Ranmaru Morii, 15 years old.
I see myself, and am seen, as a philanthropist,
and here I am being awoken on yet another morning by my little kitten's wakeup call.
Incoming Call
Keep it down, Ranmaru!
Your cell phone is ringing! Come on, answer it!
I can't eat anymore...
Now they're calling the land line because you didn't answer your cell!
Just wake your butt up and answer the phone!
Damn it, wake up!
Why you...
Shut up! It's taking too damn long! Here comes a finger flick on the forehead!
B AM! Shut up! It's taking too damn long! Here comes a finger flick on the forehead!
B AM!
There's been no excitement in my life lately.
That's because the goddess who's gonna knock me off my feet hasn't shown up yet.
Where are you going?
For a walk.
Then pick me up a CD while you're out!
Go get a book for me!
Bring me back some snacks, will you?
Forget it.
Talk about low blood pressure...
He sure was out of it. I wonder if everything's okay?
Ranmaru!
Check out his expression.
He's so hot!
Hey, wait!
Ranmaru, if you don't mind, I want you to eat this!
Ranmaru! This music is totally hot! You have to check it out!
Ranmaru, have this outfit!
Ranmaru-nne!
Please accept our fragrant and pleasingly mellow virginity!
Just like the approaching light!
Whoosh!
Ranmaru!
Danger Outside of Defensive Range Ranmaru!
Gothlo!
Hello, my little kitty!
What?! Dad?!
I'm home! I've got some souvenirs for you!
Yay! That's my Ranmaru!
The donuts are all mine!
I get the CD!
Hey, guys, I need to talk to you.
Huh?
What do you think about me being in a relationship with only one woman exclusively?
Huh?
It would be totally unacceptable, wouldn't it?
Oh, no! If that ever happened, the girls in the world would cry a river!
They'd suffer tremendous heartache and eventually be unable to cope!
Then they'd end their lives, cursing their crueI fates!
No! I could never do such a thing!
What's the matter, Ranmaru?
I thought you needed to talk to us.
Well, actually...
Arranged meeting with a prospective marriage partner?!
My old man set it up without even asking me.
The time for you to pay your dues is finally here, eh?
You getting married and settling down
is a positive thing for the world and all the women out there.
No, I don't want to! I wanna keep on partying!
Actually, I'm telling you this because I want you to ruin the meeting.
So, what kind of girI is she?
Supposedly, she's a super well-bred girI from a wealthy family.
Beginning with kindergarten, she's always attended prestigious private all-girls schools.
Not to mention she gets dropped off and picked up at schooI by a stretch limo!
It sounds like she's a hardcore pampered girI who's never even talked to boys before!
You know, I like girls who are a little slutty though.
Let's go wreck this meeting!
What?
A girI like that should never become a victim of Ranmaru's venomous fangs!
It'd be just too much for her to have a man like you as her first!
She'd end up thinking all men are eviI jerks!
Whatever the reason, you guys are going to help me though, right?
But what can we do?
What about just make this girI hate him?
No... No!
A girI is going to hate me?!
No, that's never gonna happen! It must never happen!
Hahahaha!
Just kidding! Sorry, guys!
You just can't talk about men that well-bred girls hate without mentioning Kyohei!
Hey now!
He's violent, has a bad mouth and he's way too quick to fight!
No one likes scary guys, right?
I see!
Don't let him convince you!
How about you, Yuki?! Don't girls tell you, " I don't like a spineless guy"?
You're so mean!
You know what, Takenaga? Girls think you seem insensitive and cold!
W.. Why are you dragging me into this?
That's right! You heard me! They do, they do!
Hello?
Hey, honey. Right now?
Really? Then I guess I'II go!
I thought we were supposed to be talking about your problem!
In any case, the quickest way to take care of it is for you to act just like Kyohei!
You think so?
How so?! You think so?
How so?! Should we do the usuaI?
The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom!
In order to be a super bad dude that girls will hate...
You must have an eviI look in your eyes and an arrogant attitude!
Get your parents to hate you too!
Like this?
Correct! Keep it up!
Lesson 2! " Don't fuck with me, paI!"
Don't you mess with me, baby.
Wrong!
That's not even close to bad! Stop fuckin' around here!
Stop fucking around!
The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued
I can't do that!
Why are you doing such a stupid thing?
Huh? Huh?
If you've got time to be messing around like that, why don't you memorize a formula or two?
What are you talking about?
Impersonate Takenaga! I know girls would hate that even more.
Why would you say that, you son of a...
It's how you act!
H.. Hey, you two...
Stop fighting!
Ooh! That sounds just like Yuki!
This is all because I'm too beautifuI.
Oh, please forgive me, my beautifuI maidens!
I've never said anything like that!
Oh, yes, you have!
If you want to be hated, imitating any of you would work.
Potato Chps
Ugh... Potato Chps Ugh...
Potato Chps
I wonder where Ranmaru is?
Hey, don't push me!
What's that, Sunako?
I figured it'd be a while, so...
I'm terribly sorry our fooI of a son is late like this.
I honestly don't know where he could be.
That is quite all right.
I apologize for my own parents being unable to attend.
Please, don't worry about it!
Whoa, check it out!
Ranmaru's dad looks just like him!
You were looking at him?!
She's a picture-perfect well-bred girI, huh?
She's gorgeous!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
You're late!
Oh, dear... What the?! R.. Ran?!
The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom!
The key to being super bad is to have awfuI manners!
Now you're terrifically detestable!
Correct!
Hey, you don't want her to hate you!
The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued Hey, you don't want her to hate you!
The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued
This segment is totally meaningless!
The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued Sorry!
It's very nice to meet you.
My name is Tamao Kikunoi.
This is bullshit! I'm starving here!
That's perfect! He's being Kyohei!
Hey, am I really like that?
Nod!
Ranmaru, what's with this attitude?!
Shut up!
My Ran has become a different person!
Honey, calm down! My Ran has become a different person!
Honey, calm down!
Y.. You know he's usually not like this...
I think he's very manly and superior to flakey, phony men.
What the! Damn it! After all the practice I did...
Ranmaru! Come with me for a second!
What the hell do you think you're doing, Ranmaru?!
I want to ask you the same question!
You're the one who set me up for a meeting like this without even asking!
I really liked her, so I asked her to come meet you!
I like her too!
What the hell?!
I've always wanted to have a daughter like her!
It's been my dream too!
I've always wanted to play dress-up with a cute little daughter like her!
MY LI FE
Y.. You two were planning to manipulate my life for reasons like that?
Listen, Ranmaru.
Listen to me very carefully.
Genji Hikaru-style romance,
where you turn an innocent girI like her into the woman of your dream:
that's the ultimate man's dream!
Then why don't you do that?!
But I have your mom.
That's right! So, do your best, Ran!
So, what are your hobbies, Tamao?
I enjoy the traditionaI tea ceremony and flower arrangement,
but I've recently acquired a certain interest in horse-back riding.
Oh, my, that's wonderfuI!
Damn it... What am I supposed to do if my super-bad dude strategy doesn't work?!
Share that rice cake with me too!
Oh, no! That's the cod roe one I was saving for last!
But I'm already eating it!
Cod roe!
Hey, hey, calm down! Cod roe!
All right!
Oh, my gosh! There's an eviI ghost outside the window!
Mommy, I'm scared!
Mommy, mommy, mommy!
Help me, mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
He's really not like this at all normally! Help me, mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
He's really not like this at all normally! Mommy!
Can he see something?
I think he's very sensitive and fascinating.
It's not working at all...
All right, pull it together! Now it's time for a Takenaga-style strategy!
Excuse me, but...
I don't think that's the right way to hold your fork.
I certainly thank you for telling me!
What the?!
Why does it have to be this way?!
Man, I'm exhausted...
I don't really understand that girI.
Nothing upsets her!
Oh, right! So, were you imitating all of us then?
I figured she'd hate one of you at least.
I can't believe you!
But she didn't hate any of us, huh?
Oh, you're right. She's such a good girI!
Oh, no... I can't stand that type.
Anyway, after everything I did, I'm pretty sure she's gonna tell me she's not interested!
So, what did you think about my performance?
"Performance"?! You were acting more like a man with multiple personalities!
Exactly.
So, you mean it was good?
Yes? So, you mean it was good?
Yes?
Ra.. Ranmaru...
Outside...
Huh?
That girI is outside.
What?!
Talk about a moth flying into the flame...
Sounds like it's time for me to deliver the finishing blow.
Hey, what are you planning to do to her?!
I'm gonna transform into the bad Ranmaru!
I'm gonna end this once and for all.
What do you want?
You took off this bracelet and left it at the table earlier, so I...
You came all the way to my house for that?
This late at night? Just for me?
Twitch...
Well then, now that I've delivered it to you, have a good night.
What kind of reaction was that?!
Will you stop yelling like that outside?
Sunako...
Pat!
What?!
Oops, sorry...
A while later. . .
Ran!
Hey, honey!
Wanna go have lunch with me?
What? Just lunch?
Who knows? There might be some sweet desserts.
I'm coming.
Yes?
Excuse me, my name is Kikunoi.
Is Ranmaru at home?
I think he'II be back soon.
Would you like to come in and wait for him?
No, thank you, I'II come back.
I had a great time today.
Call me, okay? Promise!
Okay, I gotcha! See you later.
Huh?
Wh.. What are you...
My mother asked me to deliver this to you.
If you were right there, you should've said something!
Oh, you're right.
I didn't think about that.
Please forgive my rudeness.
Hey, tell your mother I said thanks.
What...
What was that about?
What's her deaI?
Sunako's Room
Ruffian!
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
No, I'm sorry!
Did you need something?
Yeah, I don't know why, but I can't stop thinking about her.
Huh?
She's not my type at all, but I just can't stop thinking about her.
So, I asked myself, " Does it even matter who she is as long as she's a girI?"
I just wanted to see for myself, so...
So, you bother other people.
But it looks like that wasn't the case.
Because you didn't make me horny!
And I wouldn't have wanted that!
Do you think a girI who's just fun to be with isn't good enough?
I'm clueless when it comes to romantic relationships,
but if you play around on her, she'II play around on you;
if you're serious about her, she'II treat you the same.
What goes around comes around.
And if you're serious about her but she plays you for a fooI...
Then go to Hell!
I guess that's how it goes.
That Afternoon
Huh? That's Ranmaru's cell phone, the second most precious thing to him besides his life!
Where the hell did he go?
To the schooI that girI goes to.
Why?!
Maybe he went there to tell her that the whole marriage setup thing isn't working.
All right! Let's go help him!
Help him?!
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Wow, what a handsome guy!
Did you know that he's the prince of Mori High SchooI?
What? He is? Would it be shamefuI if we went to talk to him?
Hey, you!
Can I help you?
I came here to ask you out for a date!
Oh! He's dreamy!
If this is about what happened last night, please don't worry about it.
I just had something in my eye when you saw me.
That meeting was set up by our parents without our consent.
No need for you to force yourself.
If you'II excuse me...
What... What do you think you're doing?
I don't know why, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since last night.
It's not that my tastes have changed.
And it's not that any girI will do, as long as it's a girI.
Genji Hik aru
Wow, what a scene!
No kidding! A beautifuI boy and a beautifuI girI, huh?
Don't mind us.
You guys can go on!
Go on, now.
They said we don't have to mind them!
Ran, you're such a bad boy!
It's not bad to punish him every now and then!
Well, you have as much fun as you like now.
Bye, prince!
Huh?
Shh! It's rude to laugh!
Lady Tamao, please get in the car.
If I may be so bold, perhaps it's best for you to forget about that man.
No!
I'm going to become a mature woman, who's his type and win his heart!
L.. Lady Tamao?
This is the first time I've met a man that beautifuI.
He is my first love!
I bet the deaI is off by now!
Good work, guys!
Hey, what's that?
I'm going to cook up something speciaI for tonight.
Really?! Sweet!
But why?
I'm sure he's depressed.
What?
Hey, are you depressed about something?
Nope.
I wonder how Ranmaru's doing right now?
Father, it seems like I won't ...
have any kind of Genji Hikaru any time soon.
Sleeping Well-Bred Beauty
Nugui toreta nowa
Hitotaba no yaiba de
Kou aishita yo, waiting, waiting
Feruto no hanabira de, waiting
Mou aenai yo, waiting, waiting
Kimi ga inai umi de tada matteru
Kou aishita yo, waiting, waiting
Feruto no hanabira wa, waiting
Mou aenai ne
Waiting, waiting
Kimi ga inai umi de kitto matteru
Our Kyohei and the others are going somewhere far away-nne!
This is a grave problem!
Anyway-nne!
We're gonna follow them-nne!
Goth, goth!
Loli... Hey, stop playing-nne!
Will you stop with that " nne-nne" thing?
Transform-nne!
Super VisuaI Action Horror SpeciaI Effects Series Goth-Loli Rangers-nne Transform-nne!
Super VisuaI Action Horror SpeciaI Effects Series Goth-Loli Rangers-nne Next time on The Wallflower: "Goth-Loli Rangers-nne" !
Pirates of the Tres Bien Next time on The Wallflower: "Goth-Loli Rangers-nne" !
Pirates of the Tres Bien No, it's " Pirates of the Tres Bien" !
Goth, goth!
Loli, loli!
What the hell kind of preview is this?!
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